the law of murphy

last night, i spent 2 more hours on the road because i forgot my keys. of all days, my ma didn't switch on her mobile.

this morning, i went to attend a course, only to find out that i'd done it almost three years back. i was fashionably late, and i had to leave prematurely.

what's the use of locking up if my solution to the decaying grey matter is to leave a spare next/near/exactly where i am to lock up?

can anyone save me from myself, please?